the monster

Monsters make marvelous metaphors.

(I was going to say "good" but then it occurred to me that alliteration is in fact the shit.)

I have this other idea, about this goth girl who captures the soul of a monster prince on her cell phone camera . . . we'll see how that goes.

at laaaaast

Man I feel so lacking . . . Everyone's look so good! Ugh, is this just a side effect of looking at my own work too long?

well um

Last night I had this incredible boob moment



I can't even find the words.